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D'Shive's Twisted Wand - A magic item for Swords & Wizardry

D’Shive’s Twisted Wand
Thousands of years ago the twisted Elven Mage known as D’Shive looked himself away in the tunnels and catacombs beneath his tower. For decades he slaved over the magical formulae and eldritch arts that would allow him to create an item so powerful it would grant him his every twisted desire. Finally near death the mad mage finished his lifelong work and Shive’s wand was inflicted on the world.
D’Shive’s Wand contains 12 random spell-like effects that can be cast on a single target. The Wand has 150 charges, but the wand can only affect its target once and never again.
Roll (1d20)
Size Change Down 1
Gender Change
Size Change Up 1
Species Change (Humanoid)
Size Change Down 2
Breast Expansion (Male or Female)
Size Change Up 2
Anthropomorphic Change (Mammal)
Age Regression 15 Years
Hair Lengthen 12 Inches
Age Progression 15 Years
Anthropomorphic Change (Reptilian)
Mental Change (Bubbly)
Gender Change + Anthropomorphic (Mammal)
Hair Lengthen 24” + Auto-ponytail
Gear change to Bikini (Male or Female)
Age Regression 15 Years + Gender Change
Gear Change to French Maid Outfit (Male or Female)
Anthropomorphic Half-Aquatic (i.e mermaid)
Mental Change (unabashed pervert)

This item is a joke and is based off my long love of Dan Shive’s webcomic El Goonish Shive. Also, I was bored.


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